She's Comcastic!

Here is a description of one of the working girls at SPAC that I saw today, going from head to toe:

• Pony tail
• "Retro", pointy glasses
• Embroidered polo shirt
• 70's style running shorts
• Walkie-talkie clipped to the running shorts, making them fall delectably low off one hip
• Ugs

Spectacular.