Momentous Meeting Moments

So, I discovered that one way that I can use to stay awake in meetings is to forget about trying to pay attention (I'm falling asleep anyway) and instead to do a little creative writing exercise.

I write down sentences that come into my head. I start writing the sentence with a subject or situation or emotion, but nothing else. Then, I just continue writing as the words fall out of my brain. Most of the sentences are not very good.

My favorite one from this morning's financial structures training:

"Pretty ponies prance precipitously through plush poppy patches."

What have I been reduced to?