Paper Moon
Today when I opened my box of 25 notepads, freshly shipped from Staples, I discovered they were all wide-ruled. Every last one.
I clearly clicked the radial button for college-ruled when I placed the order. Clearly.
Now I'm stuck writing on wide-ruled paper like a little second-grade bitch.
Somewhere in the world, there might be someone with bigger problems, but I can't imagine what those might be.
posted by Jamie @ 6:07 PM
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if you are upset, you can come over and get drunk with us at home. tonight would be good, since we're halfway there. you can sleep on the couch.
I have the perfect solution for you:
Just glue one page on top of another, making sure that the wide lines from the top page are located exactly in the middle of the lines of the second page. That way, you will have ultra-thin lines to write between.
Missed you at the meeting today. Sean Cummings was, ummm, informative.
Considering I sat on my ass in front of the television all night, I definitely would have come down. You must call me the next time plans call for sitting around getting drunk.
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