Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
7 Comments:
Don't you have work to do or something?
Seriously. Some of us work for a living and can't check the blog fifteen times a day :) or maybe that's my joke...
I don't get it.
A priest, a rabbi and a munk walk into a bar. As they walk in, the rabbi says, "hey, did you hear the one about us?"
[insert knee slap]
I find your spelling far more amusing than your jokes.
I live in a world of modern conveniences.
Your comments are not one of them.
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
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