Damn sapplings these days!
Today, I as I walked outside, I saw something appaling. The gardners had done their jobs, like good immigrant workers, and raked up all the thousands of leaves that are falling that presidentail approval ratings these days.
Now, everyone knows that you are not supposed to mess up these piles of leaves because they take so long to compile. Well, what I saw filled me with horror:
Do you see how brazen this is? In broad daylight, none the less! Who the hell does this tree think he is, just wading around in a pile of leaves like that? What nerve! Wouldn't you think that someone who has been around as many years as this tree would have a little more consideration than that. If so, you'd think wrong. I hadn't seen such disrespect since our sitting president puked all over the chinese guy (emperor?). Anyway, who lets these trees get away with things like this?
Next thing you know, the oaks will be egging the library. Where will it stop?
posted by Andrik @ 7:25 PM
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3 Comments:
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Two things: (1) presidents don't have tails, usually, and (2) it was a Japanese guy.
Oh, and it looks like this picture was taken too early in the day for you to be drunk... whaddup with the wacko post?
See Liz, where you're wrong is that it is never too early in the day to be drunk when you're in business school. :)
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