It's cooking time.

In our house, there's a joke that if the words "damn it!" or "oh shit!" come out of the kitchen, that Jen must be cooking something. There is no meal complete without a slight cut, steam burn, bumped head, bruised hip or smashed toe. Last Sunday was no exception.

Receipe:
1 Jen
1 Onion
1 Wüsthof butcher's knife

Combine ingredients in kitchen. Add careless chopping technique. Find shoes, go to emergency room.
Serve on steril bandage. Dress with 5.0 silk, making sure to approximate but not strangulate.

Will keep for one week if stored in cool, dry place.